Total Medals Earned: 672 (From 117 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,605 Points
Medals Earned: 26/30 (495/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Rob a store
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/460 points)
Kill 8 Aliens
Blow up 3 cars
Find 1 secret area
Fully upgrade your pistol
Fully upgrade your shotgun
Fully upgrade your gas mask
Fully upgrade your health
Save 3 survivors
Fully upgrade your flame thrower
Kill 10 crows
Fully upgrade your sub machine gun
Shoot out 10 lights
Kill 111 aliens
Blow up 15 cars
Trash 54 trashcans
Save 11 survivors
Find all 18 secret areas
Kill 50 crows
Shoot out 128 lights
Complete all chapters
Medals Earned: 10/12 (95/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
It's so sad...
Wtf...?
Is this a nightmare?
It is over!!!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (25/300 points)
The group found some weapons in the temple.
Kevin accidentally killed Alex.
Finish a playthrough without playing as Amy.
Alex and Amy escaped on their own.
Michael was caught by the cultists and Kevin couldn't save him.
Unlock IRREVERENT status for Michael.
Unlock SELFISHNESS status for Kevin.
Unlock EMPATHY status for Alex.
Everyone escaped from the island.
Nobody escaped from the island.
Alex, and perhaps Kevin, took a boat and abandoned Michael and Amy to die on the island.
Michael killed the Cult Leader.
Collect all map fragments.
Medals Earned: 5/38 (60/500 points)
Get 3 stars on Level 2
Get 3 stars on Level 3
Get 3 stars on Level 4
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Kill Frink with the Laser
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Reach Springfield
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Kill the bird at least once
Get 1st Place in the leaderboards
Get 3 stars on Level 1
Get 3 stars on Level 5
Get 3 stars on Level 7
Get 3 stars on Level 8
Get 3 stars on Level 9
Get 3 stars on Level 10
Get 3 stars on Level 12
Get 3 stars on Level 13
Get 3 stars on Level 14
Get 3 stars on Level 15
Get 3 stars on Level 16
Get 3 stars on Level 18
Get 3 stars on Level 19
Get 3 stars on Level 20
Get 3 stars on Level 21
Get 3 stars on Level 22
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Complete the Game!
Score a load of points in Hockey Dad
Kill Sideshow Bob
Steal all the loot without dying
Kill everyone in springfield
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Medals Earned: 19/35 (245/465 points)
Get 3 stars at the beginning
Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab
Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby
Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake
Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman
Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop
Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield
Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo
Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof
Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart
Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle
Don't kill your family members
Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship
Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop
Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield
Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter
Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto
Get 3 stars at Seymour's House
Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph
Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern
Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders
Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body
Get a highscore on the Leaderboards
Play the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 9/18 (375/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)